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Generously cross-posted to an all-too-quiet community

Congratulations _sterno_ on your next baby step toward the inevitability of a twitching and painful death. Ellie and I made you a cake, but we're quite intent on eating it with Andrew, rather than sending any to you.






I'd have sent you a Steven Seagall movie, but I didn't know what you already had. All the same, congratulations on leveling up!
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The Most Important Meme Ever

(per user). Be the envy of all your friends. Take control of your own destiny. Become unstoppable in our time.

How does this meme work? It's simple. This meme has 3 very easy steps.
1 - Don't post this meme in your journal.
2 - Never, ever ever post another meme in your journal or in any community ever gain. Never even say the word meme. EVER.
3 - Call assfingers a ninny.


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The Ultimate Meme Meme
LoserDance, AshleySimpson
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Happy holidays!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I gave _yggdrasil a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I put money in agent179's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday I pulled normallife's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-85 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
kingfox

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cosby mug, huh?

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I set _sterno_'s puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I pushed pepper0282 in the mud (-17 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I stole dr_wang's purse (-30 points). In April I turned kingfox in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-116 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
assfingers

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Hey kids! Guess which one is true!
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Thanks for the Memories Meme

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and sterno. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT MUST BE FAKE.
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