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Friday, September 1st, 2006
10:51 am
[facehead2k]
Generously cross-posted to an all-too-quiet community
Congratulations _sterno_ on your next baby step toward the inevitability of a twitching and painful death. Ellie and I made you a cake, but we're quite intent on eating it with Andrew, rather than sending any to you.






I'd have sent you a Steven Seagall movie, but I didn't know what you already had. All the same, congratulations on leveling up!
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
8:15 am
[abmann]
Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
1:20 pm
[facehead2k]
For the Holiday Season
I thought Mr. No would like this. I'm just trying to make up for the horrible thing I'm mailing to him in advance.





Monday, December 12th, 2005
5:45 pm
[kingfox]
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
12:32 pm
[facehead2k]
The Most Important Meme Ever
(per user). Be the envy of all your friends. Take control of your own destiny. Become unstoppable in our time.

How does this meme work? It's simple. This meme has 3 very easy steps.
1 - Don't post this meme in your journal.
2 - Never, ever ever post another meme in your journal or in any community ever gain. Never even say the word meme. EVER.
3 - Call assfingers a ninny.


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The Ultimate Meme Meme
Monday, December 5th, 2005
3:23 pm
[kingfox]
Happy holidays!
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I gave _yggdrasil a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I put money in agent179's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday I pulled normallife's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-85 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
kingfox

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Current Mood: tired
12:04 pm
[assfingers]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I set _sterno_'s puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I pushed pepper0282 in the mud (-17 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I stole dr_wang's purse (-30 points). In April I turned kingfox in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-116 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
assfingers

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Hey kids! Guess which one is true!
Thursday, December 1st, 2005
1:28 pm
[facehead2k]
Thanks for the Memories Meme
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and sterno. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT MUST BE FAKE.
Friday, November 4th, 2005
2:27 pm
[facehead2k]
Friday, October 28th, 2005
8:04 am
[abmann]
Whoa, _sterno_, didja hear?
George Takei is gay.
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
10:39 am
[facehead2k]
Facehead2k's Ultimo Deadpool List
1) Wilford Brimley
2) Ernest Borgnine
3) Phyllis Diller
4) Rick Santorum
5) Paul Newman
6) Dick Cheney
7) Paul McCartney
8) Brian Dennehy
9) Don Rickles
10) _sterno_


Soon, I'm going to come into a great deal of money. The best part is I want most of these people to die anyway.
Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
11:21 am
[_guy_incognito]
I have you _sterno_.

I fucking hate you the most.
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
12:11 pm
[adamgreeney]
10:56 am
[assfingers]
hiCollapse )
10:38 am
[facehead2k]
10:23 am
[facehead2k]
Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
12:13 pm
[facehead2k]
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
1:44 pm
[assfingers]

LJ Interests meme results



  1. billy joel:
    Mr Joel is a good pianist, seems to like drinking and driving, used to be able to carry a tune quite nicely, and probably hates _sterno_.
  2. culvers:
    Butter burgers make me oh so happy. So does kicking _sterno_ in the head.
  3. glass nickel:
    They make a whale of a pizza. They're only in Madison, WI so that means that _sterno_ can't have any.
  4. irish carbombs:
    These taste like chocolate milk and get you super drunk. They utilize two different glasses for the same drink: twice the glassware to throw at _sterno_'s head when you're finished!
  5. leon: the professional:
    This is the European (director's) cut of The Professional. In it, a French dude shoots guys and almost scores with a 12 year old.

    The European (director's) cut of _sterno_ probably doesn't involve French assassins or hot little girls because _sterno_ is lame.
  6. ministry:
    This is a loud band.

    _sterno_ can't cake.
  7. pearl jam:
    This band is not quite as loud as the last one.

    _sterno_ yeah yeah uhhh yeah yeah uhhhhh sucks. aiiiiiyee. yeah.
  8. sheepshead:
    _sterno_ probably plays jack of diamonds. how creative. what a loser.
  9. the blue moon:
    this is one of the coolest bars around, mainly because _sterno_ doesn't know where it is.
  10. usps:
    maybe _sterno_ will get nut cancer and win a bike race. more likely: _sterno_ doesn't even have nuts.


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Current Mood: accomplished
1:10 pm
[facehead2k]
Cross Posted With Love

LJ Interests meme results



  1. chris crofton:
    Chris Crofton is a solo performer who sings three chord ditties about drinking, loss, and daily struggle without sounding like self-piteous bastard. His first record is probably still on Stylus Records, but last I heard he was fronting a band in Nashville.
  2. erhus:
    Erhus are Chinese bowed instruments. They typically have only two strings and have the comparable tenor range of a cello.
  3. home recording:
    I talk about this interest all of the time. I will give anything a listen if it's home recorded.
  4. jonathan richman:
    Jonathan Richman writes songs about abominable snowmen, martians, melancholic government workers, and love songs to financial districts. He's probably the last living punk, and that thoroughly depresses me.
  5. luis bunuel:
    In writing, abstraction is usually the vacuum left behind when there is a lack of vivid imagery and sensual detail. Bunuel is really interesting to me because in the medium of film, his vivid imagery and attention to detail is the source of the abstraction. I like his work best when it leaves me the most confused.
  6. noel coward:
    he was the first MC. I like his lack of specialization. He could sing, act, and write without particulary sucking at any of them.
  7. santiago calatrava:
    He's an architect that has designed some remarkable bridges, airports, museums, and apartments. The Milwaukee Museum of Art is one of his designs. I must admit to not having been impressed with it from outside, but the interior is phenomenal. Calatrava designs inhabitable works of art. The future that was promised to me in science fiction would have had more Calatrava designed buildings.
  8. talking heads:
    They were never intimidated by their ideas. What a great band!
  9. throwing muses:
    At their best, Throwing Muses can make every shift of tempo and key change sound effortless. One of my favorite bands. Lyrically abstract. Incredible polyrhythmic drumming from David Narcizo. Good stuff!
  10. woody guthrie:
    Guthrie was my gateway to the Lomax recordings. It's interesting how influential the folk tradition of figures like Guthrie is on the music industry today. Think about Alan Lomax combing the countryside with his tape machine, and people like Guthrie playing music all over America. Today dj's, brass bands, rock bands, troubadors, everybody tours and finds someone to record them with their magic tape machine.


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Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
5:19 pm
[kingfox]
Bob Denver, dead at 70!
I know you really wanted to know, _sterno_. I can't wait to hear how he personally made this world a better place for you, big guy.

See you on Uldum tonight.

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