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Friday, September 1st, 2006
10:51 am
Generously cross-posted to an all-too-quiet community
Congratulations _sterno_ on your next baby step toward the inevitability of a twitching and painful death. Ellie and I made you a cake, but we're quite intent on eating it with Andrew, rather than sending any to you.

I'd have sent you a Steven Seagall movie, but I didn't know what you already had. All the same, congratulations on leveling up!
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
8:15 am
Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
1:20 pm
For the Holiday Season
I thought Mr. No would like this. I'm just trying to make up for the horrible thing I'm mailing to him in advance.

Monday, December 12th, 2005
5:45 pm
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
12:32 pm
The Most Important Meme Ever
(per user). Be the envy of all your friends. Take control of your own destiny. Become unstoppable in our time.

How does this meme work? It's simple. This meme has 3 very easy steps.
1 - Don't post this meme in your journal.
2 - Never, ever ever post another meme in your journal or in any community ever gain. Never even say the word meme. EVER.
3 - Call assfingers a ninny.

The Ultimate Meme Meme
Monday, December 5th, 2005
3:23 pm
Happy holidays!
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I gave _yggdrasil a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I put money in agent179's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday I pulled normallife's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-85 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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Current Mood: tired
12:04 pm
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I set _sterno_'s puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I pushed pepper0282 in the mud (-17 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I stole dr_wang's purse (-30 points). In April I turned kingfox in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-116 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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Hey kids! Guess which one is true!
Thursday, December 1st, 2005
1:28 pm
Thanks for the Memories Meme
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and sterno. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT MUST BE FAKE.
Friday, November 4th, 2005
2:27 pm
Friday, October 28th, 2005
8:04 am
Whoa, _sterno_, didja hear?
George Takei is gay.
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
10:39 am
Facehead2k's Ultimo Deadpool List
1) Wilford Brimley
2) Ernest Borgnine
3) Phyllis Diller
4) Rick Santorum
5) Paul Newman
6) Dick Cheney
7) Paul McCartney
8) Brian Dennehy
9) Don Rickles
10) _sterno_

Soon, I'm going to come into a great deal of money. The best part is I want most of these people to die anyway.
Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
11:21 am
I have you _sterno_.

I fucking hate you the most.
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
12:11 pm
10:56 am
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10:38 am
10:23 am
Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
12:13 pm
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